Mayoi no Yama

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Kevin here, SoCal, 20 and awkwardly slow on the uptake, but still living life as life hits me.

This is a random mess of a blog where nothing seems to match with anything and things don't turn out exactly the way you bananas.

[formerly mr-dr-professor-turtle, guru-of-reason, krusty-fiddler]
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ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

most accurate post on tumblr

(via alybearxo)

miss-nerdgasmz:

iamtheemarikishtar:

It is 500 years in the future

Yu-Gi-Oh! is still going on and the protagonist is wild hair

just hair

Are you saying a Kuriboh will be the protagonist

(via yamielf)

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

(via mandykur)

moonlight-radiance:

wookiewuv:

Awww I want a bed like this.

Perf

(via a-porn-stars-disappointed-mother)

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

(via youcouldtrysears1)

(via mrsolpi)

(via kyooobear)

tropius-paskewitz:

michishigeglb:

docscratch:

oh my fuckin god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn

The number of fucks Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

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(via fabled-oblivion)

お台場ガンダム2

2009年

(via whorcs)

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

(via a-porn-stars-disappointed-mother)

mattfrombusted:

sansatyrell:

why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other

i think kelsey was

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